human office - copenhagen

" Ideal, ideal, ideal,
- Knowledge, knowledge, knowledge,
- Boomboom, boomboom, boomboom, "

(cut'n'paste from old-school punkish manifesto)
dadal also has a t for tristan.


"Tu peux tromper quelques gens quelque temps,
Mais tu peux pas tromper tous les gens tout le temps."

bob m, philosophe qui roulait des trois-feuilles.

"Du kan snyde nogle mennesker nogle gange,
men du kan ikke snyde alle mennesker hele tiden."

bob, din stenede filosof, du røg for meget.

"you can fool some people some times,
but you cant fool all the people all the time"

hey nestor, you made great music but you were fucking stoned.

2006 was a super year:

** Nus/Nus - new project - launch Dec.06

** Dox-Distortion, 7 parties for CPH:DOX 2006

** Champagne og Pølser .dk - Nov06
a project for Copenhagen Music Week 2006 & MTV Music Awards
Street-Chaos orchestrated by Laekker Lytter & Distortion.

** STUBNITZ // 6 July - 6 August 2006
31 days of party in steel on sea, curated by DISTORTION

** DISTORTION 2006 // 31 may - 4 june 2006 //
>>Super picture report>>

** Vice parties // primitive shit for semi-civilised urbanites
dates: fashion week february + fashion week august 2006 // humanmail at humanwebsite dot com


** Algebra of place Launch Party // for Hotel Pro Forma (theatre troupe)
date: Sat 4 February 2006 //


2005 was a great year:

**DOX-DISTORTION 2005 - dates: 4-13 November 2005
9 x party for the fantastic CPH:DOX documentary festival.
>> party picture reports >>

human crew, in collaboration with V-1 Gallery
PSP Launch Party, for the new Sony PlayStation Portable.
>> party website >>

**DISTORTION 2005 is becoming an advanced club festival on a European scale, thanks to cooperations with: CREME DE LA GUTTER ("best underground club" in Amsterdam); ELECTROGOGO (Mark Moore's legendary electrotrash club in London); LA JOHNSON & KITSUNÉ (the barons of parisian aristotrashie); OPTIMO (international avengers of mutant disco, Glasgow); SOLID WATER (music curators from a D*I*R*T*Y dimension, Paris) -- each of these clubs has been invited to host their own party during DISTORTION 2005. (1-5 June 2005)

**human productions designed, produced and promoted "LA FETE de l'INSTITUT" - a two-day festival of French meets Danish culture in seven venues, for the Institut Francais de Copenhague ("action culturelle" service at French Embassy). (29-30 April 2005)

**human crew is a key network associate for the CLUB FOX (Pakhus 11) - part of Project Fox, a high-profile multi-million-euro culture & marketing event (with semi open-source marketing) to launch the new Volkswagen Fox car (2-23 April 2005, all over Copenhagen).

**human crew is producing the Vice Copenhagen Launch Party (11 february 05)
-- location, bookings, production, promotion.

**human infomail are party editors for Romeo+Juliet magazine, producing a monthly double page spread reporting on Copenhagen by night. called "Fancy Pis".

** new Distortion website

** human crew is designing the programme for a French-Danish culture festival
(Fri 29 - Sat 30 April 2005)
Commissioned by the Institut Francais de Copenhague (Ambassade de France)
in partnership with Vega, Kat, Copenhagen Sofitel Plaza

**human productions will be consulting/partner for all Natfilm Festival events (late March/early April 2005) as well as producing the Natfilm opening party & closing party.

2004 NEWS:

DOX-DISTORTION 2004 (5-15 November 2004)
reality rocks.

- dada is alive -
Distortion Crew at Koebenhavnerprisen 2003 (Store Vega - January 2004)


- check the old human website -


human office / studiestraede 13d / copenhagen 1455 k / dk

tel (+45) 30 25 50 10 / humanmail at humanwebsite com

we design/produce events with/for:

tiger beer


/ From August 2002 to August 2003, we ran an experimental & conceptual nightlife series: Club Wagadudu
- 7 nights in all directions and positions.
















































































































































































































































human office / studiestraede 13d / cph 1455 k / dk
t: (+45) 30 25 50 10 / e: humanmail at humanwebsite dot com
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